I prefer to think of these as, "chronically frizzy and gigantic" hair problems.....so I'm auditioning for something today, and I walked out of the bathroom this morning with my hair looking...how it looks when I don't braid it at night. So my dad goes, "Hey, you know what you should audition for? Pippi Longstocking. Just dye your hair red and put it in two braids. Its perfect!" This was followed by my indignant sputtering as I realized he was serious.