Hilarious :)

Haha!

haha

Fact.

How utterly true.

This!!! :D (yeah, I got it from you, M) Please tell your man to stop his bad habit of showing everyone that I'm a sorry goalkeeper & I'll stop my bad habit of teasing you both all the time. I'm never getting a girl again if he keeps on scoring goals like this before hot women. ;D I'm way taller than him, i'm supposed to be able to stop him! :P

Lol....but true.

please..

I literally laughed out loud.

Couldn't have said it better..

That's my story and I'm stickin to it!

all the time

Funny!

Ha!

True

OMG my life motto on an ecard. Haha. If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf***er a reason.

phahahahaaaa i was like what? shut the front door i thought this was modern woman not super woman lol its hard enough doing ALL these things on the weekend!!!