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I*ve opened a store called 'Forever 33'. I sell Wine with anti-anxiety meds, yoga pants but no classes. You in?

When you just can’t help it…

I do this all the time. Mostly with geek related jokes. For example: I saw a lady today that kind of freaked me out cause she was staring at me and not blinking... I giggled to myself cause she totally would have survived the weeping angels in Doctor Who.

My growing anxiety over the increasing frequency of my anxiety attacks is causing me to have constant panic attacks.

31 Inspirational Style Quotes To Live By

Haha .... as i sit here in my yoga pants. All i need is some wine

LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

I promise to always cop a feel when you're trying to get ready in the morning. ~ time of day doesn't matter, the hubby continually cops a feel

I used to be generous, but the more fucks I gave, the more I was taken for granted. Now, I just keep all my fucks to myself. Mark my words: never again will even a single fuck be given.

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

33 Funny Pictures for Today

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