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Emma.....

Emma.....

Fireball whiskey told me to dance one night...bad idea!

Fireball whiskey did not whisper temptations in my ear. It shouted, 'BITCH, YOU GONNA ACT A FOOL!' so true luke bryan, florida Georgia line 2013

Food♡

I feel like me choosing a favourite food would be like a parent choosing a favourite child.

I Think My Mom's Gone Crazy

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

If I ever go missing, put my photo on wine bottles instead of milk cartons, so my friends and family know to look for me...

Display it at Wades Wines.

I also wonder why we park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Why do people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever says they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.

True

Free, Valentine's Day Ecard: Everyones like i want Chocolate Diamonds and Roses for Valentines Day I'm like i want Tattoos Wine and Another rescued Pitbull

Nah, I don't want all of those free Norwex products, much less to hang out with my girl friends and drink wine... said no-one ever.

Yeah, that cork craft thing.

Always gotta go with the smarty pants. Or maybe the smart alleck-y pants. They're my safe choice.

Dilemmas

Im thinking I'll choose the Smarty Pants today.

When you and I get together we're a danger to society. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

When you and I get together we're a danger to society.me and my best friend

because the refuse to learn any new technology let alone new procedures from the last 7 years and don't like being showed up by the brand new co worker whose 30 years younger. Usually it's "Sucks to suck bitch" but in this current time it's "you suck because you already do the job better than the person whose been doing it for 7 years!" I LOVE BEING PUNISHED FOR DOING THINGS RIGHT!

I am a huge fan of mac 'n cheese. It's the best comfort food. I know, there's virtually no nutritional value.

Just to name a few..

Thankful for many things // my awesome taste in friends drunken shenanigans & wine

Bye Felicia....MY NAME IS FELICIA AND PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME! LMAO! i think my mom named me this on purpose...

I am gonnna name my kid Felicia.

HA!!! Sorry Laura, I really do love giving you a ride to and from work but this is sooo true!

but I don't really hate driving them I just need a purse seat!

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Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

Kill them with kindness.haha, crop dust those bastards

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