I SO agree with this! Things happen randomly all the time, because this is NOT the garden of Eden. We just have to make the best of a fallen world. Everything happens for a reason-- PSHAW!

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

If you do not understand what it says .... Fuck off then

If you do not understand what it says .... Fuck off then

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

I don't give one shit about if you work away from home or stay at home.  It would be great to be able to do both but I must say, this is funny.

I don't give one shit about if you work away from home or stay at home. It would be great to be able to do both but I must say, this is funny.

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

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