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Nap time: the time of day when stay-and-work-at-home moms cook, clean, do laundry, meal plan, & get a full day of work done, all while thinking repeatedly, 'Please sleep longer, kid.'

Behind every cranky bitch, is the dumb bastard who made her that way...hahaha, I know too many of them

I'm almost 40 but still feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with some 20 year olds. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40.