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totally have.

Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share. Or a peanut buster parfait after they went to bed.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

my yoga pants made it to yoga once. the other 296 times I wore them I was pregnant and too lazy to wear real pants. & prego pants are fugly.

Moms are better.

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

Aren't they adorable!

Magnets from Anne Taintor: .and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. Now that's what I call 'happily ever after'!

Way to tell it like it is!

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

When a woman says “What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

When a woman says “What?”

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

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