I'm very concerned if this was an actual conversation. Lol. Seriously? I told my husband of nearly 10 years not to get even my NAME tattooed on him. He did it anyway. We got divorced just over a year later. Bet it was an expensive cover up! ;)
The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)
SO FUNNY!! --A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. I am going to use this in poetry workshops under "use of the imagination."