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Big Bang Theory (admit it, you tried to sing it in your head to the tune of the song, and got frustrated)

Big Bang Theory (admit it, you tried to sing it in your head to the tune of the song, and got frustrated)

Brace Yourselves, it's a long post

Brace Yourselves, it's a long post

I'm very concerned if this was an actual conversation. Lol. Seriously? I told my husband of nearly 10 years not to get even my NAME tattooed on him. He did it anyway. We got divorced just over a year later. Bet it was an expensive cover up! ;)

Love these posters from Nathan Ripperger of things he's said to his kids...

What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Said to Your Kids?

Love these posters from Nathan Ripperger of things he's said to his kids...

The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon's version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. Seems simple enough, huh?

The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon's version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. Seems simple enough, huh?

True. We should have access to the internet and calculators for all exams and homework. we always have them

True. We should have access to the internet and calculators for all exams and homework. we always have them

If Dr. Seuss had been more obvious… HAHAHAHAHA!!!

If Dr. Seuss had been more obvious…

If Dr. Seuss had been more obvious… HAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”    This is the best - oh my God:    He’s bread, Jim.    (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

SO FUNNY!! --A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. I am going to use this in poetry workshops under "use of the imagination."

SO FUNNY!! --A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. I am going to use this in poetry workshops under "use of the imagination."

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