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I don't fart. I whisper in my panties....bahahahaha!!

I fart. whisper in my panties? If you "whisper in your panties", you're in denial!

Funny Flirting Ecard: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

PP "Oh so sad but true!" So straight men can't be good looking, sensitive or caring? And any guy who is must be gay?

How about you? hahahahahahahah

I hate when people are at your house & ask "do you have a bathroom?" - no, we shit in the yard.

You're about as pleasant as ......

You're about as pleasant as . an itchy butthole. OHMYGOSH I am laughing so hard right now

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

lol Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.

Women+are+like+iPhones:+You+have+to+touch+them+all+over+before+they+respond.+Men+are+like+Blackberries:+Rub+one+ball+and+everything+moves. Hahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

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'Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it is probably shit' Hilarious e-card

I'm not saying I hate you... [ex girlfriend problems]

I'm not saying I hate you...

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

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