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I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. <<<< This is so me lol
true story bahahahaha especially when reading 50 shades!!
HA Tony while I read the 50 Shades series.
How I feel when reading 50 Shades
Lol the real married life
True story bahahahaha
LOL so funny!!!
Yup. 50 Shades!
Jedi are cool, but Mom is WAY cooler! ♥♥♥
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Jedi are cool, but Jedi Moms are WAY cooler! ♥♥♥
my mom is the coolest jedi mom of them all!//
For my sister Jedi moms. ❤️❤️
Jedi Moms ARE cooler ! ♥♥♥
Jedi moms are cool
Jedi Mom Tshirt
Jedi mom. WIN!
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For my Mom friends...I want my children to be independent, head-strong people. Just not while I am raising them!
I want my children to be independent, head-strong people. Just not while I am raising them! H all the way!!
lol mom. @Diane Warthen
My daily thought!
my life. :)
And what you had for breakfast. And lunch. And what you're doing every hour on the hour.
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I wish I had nerve enough to post this for some of my Facebook "friends."
Dear Lauren Fritz, Sincerely, every single one of your facebook friends
This is what I do, I am sorry Facebook friends. Food is my life.
just one of the many reasons, I HATE FACEBOOK!!!!!
I'll post it to some of my facebook friends :D
I HATE FACEBOOK. FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha- totally why I hate facebook
this is why i hate facebook...
I hate facebook...period.
hahahahaha i just love this
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We're going back to school!! @Blaire Snell @Hannah Lillywhite @Christine Tree
hahaha...maybe i should go back to school
If nursing school doesn't work out...
Dream Job. Really though...hahaha.
This is my goal in life. :-)
my life goals.
Oh, tractors...lmao soooo true!
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This isn't just a "Southern" problem, it's a farm county problem too! I get stuck behind Tractors all the time in Michigan! I would much rather be stuck behind a tractor than stuck in rush hour traffic...
Southern Problems: When "I drove behind a tractor" is a valid excuse for being late to anything.
Southern problem, I don't live in the south but this is totally relatable
Southern Problems, this one pretty much applies anywhere with farmland.
Not just a southern problem happens in South Dakota all the time
"Not just a southern problem" Yeah well still funny. :-)
Southern problem...Happen to me just this morning ;)
Southern Problems: When "I drove behind a tractor"
Oh, tractors...not just a Southern thing!
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Just a message for all You boys that wanna grow up and be Real Men!!
this is how we get the job done boys. #madmen #suitup #manup
Exactly! #Don Draper #Man Men #Man Up #Suit
Not a fan of the language but so true!!
Loves me some don draper and mad men
Where are the real men!
haha god I love Mad Men
grow up, man up #truth
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winnie the pooh and christopher robin 20 years later - http://jokideo.com/winnie-the-pooh-and-christopher-robin-20-years-later/
Oh, so that's how Pooh and Christopher Robin turned out! (Winnie the Pooh/Ted mash up)
Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin 20 Years Later=Ted and John Bennett
yes! thats exactly it!! little boys and their teddy bears XD
20 years later...oh pooh bear, where did it all go wrong...?
20 years later winnie the pooh = TED
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
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No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Baby Ecard: No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children.
Hahahaha! Baby Ecard | someecards.com
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Love is spending the rest of your life...
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Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them.@Jennifer Milsaps L Milsaps L Vanderpool.. You and Stefan!
So true...awww! True love! I tell this to anyone in a new relationship! That & if you want to see how a person really is take a vacation, long car ride, or build something together, then if you can make it w/o killing them you can get through anything! Lol!
I read this joke to my husband, and he couldn't stop laughing. haha!
Hilarious!! I love sarcastic humor!!
welcome to the story of my life!!!
So true... Love you Babe!!!
So true...so true... LOL!
love this man!
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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people. | Friendship Ecard
so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people.
If there was one E card that described me best- this is it
Why bad things happen to good people... ha ha ha
Hate it when that happens. I'm good people!
Why must bad things happen to good people
Time out?! PUH-LEASE!!!
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A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Family Ecard: A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.
Art Its a spanking followed by a time out in this house! Haha. sayings-funny-stuff
I *loved* time outs as a child ... My children may not enjoy the luxury ... HAHA!
There were no timeouts when I was a child
Hahaha! My childhood, whats time out?
do it. i dare you.
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I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband. Once my husband's head hits the pillow, he's asleep!
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband. - huh? Why does he gets to sleep?
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband. (I'm willing to bet, and so is he, that this will be very true)...
@Greg Takayama Frazier I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband. | Confession Ecard
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Husbands & Sleep.so true!
Sleep like a husband lol
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble