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Caffeine, Sarcasm, & F-Bombs, Light

Caffeine, Sarcasm, & F-Bombs, Light

This shirt is the perfect Monday shirt. Even better, it's the perfect Monday morning shirt.

Hell hath no Fury like your Kid... --- repin, only links to pic :/ -- credit on photo: ReciteThis.com ~cm

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

You can't handle all this!!!! ( Even if it had pictures!!!)

Funny You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions T-shirt! Great sense of humor! Available in various styles, colors & sizes.

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut…

I see them all the time... one of them wanted to show me something in his car when I was at work today.  Um...no thank you, creepiest man ever.

Profiling at its finest. I blame Criminal Minds. Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep you have a person locked in your basement.

Can't stop laughing at the accuracy hahaha

Well, not so much in the mistake department. So, probably more comments than average!

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I waas murdered elsewhere and dumped there.

Funny As Hell, Happy, Random Things, Random Stuff, Ser Feliz, Being Happy

26 Funny and Snarky Quotes A pretty good combination, you have to say. I’m pretty resourceful and I think of all of my options. Alcohol is one of them. I’m going to be fine but…. There’s no crying with MAC mascara! I’ll take $50 too. Please don’t test my threats. And loving it!  My …

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