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again, story of my life.
Not funny, people!!
You ever do that again, I'm gonna get me a stepladder and stick my finger up your nose, like this . . . . .
Short People Problem #161: #awks
OMG! Those are the one type of jokes that will REALLY piss me off. I am usually OK with most short or blonde jokes...but not Ooompa Loompa jokes. They make me want to punch someone.
I've never come across this in life, but that's probably how I would feel about it.
When people ask how I see to drive I explain about my cushion.....it sounds more mature than pillow...really.
You know this is true…
Short People Problem #187
Short People Problems #92: my current situation. And I can't grow out of this either, ugh.
Short People Problems
Short People Problem #66: "You're like, really short". "Thanks, I had no idea".
:/ My tall guy friends do it on purpose bc they think it's hilarious. I think it's just awkward.
And then being laughed at by those out with you...and having your feet dangle way above the floor, making you feel even SHORTER