This is the best review of Titanic, ever: "It is sooooo ballsy to just assume people will watch your movie for three hours and 14 minutes! Especially when everyone already knows exactly what happens in the end (spoiler: the boat is Keyser Söze)." Thank you Jezebel!
Flawless Movie Logic - my dad was on a kick and watched water world like 3 time in a week cause it was constantly on. I haven't seen the whole thing but each time it was on I would watch it with him for a while. I remembered when it was stated that paper was extremely valuable....then I saw a guy smoking a cigarette. I turned to my dad and said the exact same thing.