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That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.

from The Funny Beaver

34 Funny Quotes You Will Absolutely Love

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head.

I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day.