I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

Oh my gosh! This happened just the other day. We were headed to the park and I wanted us to feed the ducks so I stopped at the gas station where an older gentleman  (obviously a grandpa) was the clerk. My son asked me for a candy, and I told him no and the man then gives it to him.... great, just great. Thanks for that

Oh my gosh! This happened just the other day. We were headed to the park and I wanted us to feed the ducks so I stopped at the gas station where an older gentleman (obviously a grandpa) was the clerk. My son asked me for a candy, and I told him no and the man then gives it to him.... great, just great. Thanks for that

Apparently, your being an asshole is what got you bitch-slapped. Go figure.

Apparently, your being an asshole is what got you bitch-slapped. Go figure.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

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