I drink on two occasions: when its my birthday and when it's not. Well today is one of those occasions :-) !!!!

Not worth the jail time...I have this thought many times a day, lol, just kidding. Just a few times a week ;)

Not worth the jail time...I have this thought many times a day, lol, just kidding. Just a few times a week ;)

Hahaha!!! I'm not sure about being a better person but I'd definitely be wayyyyy more relaxed! Lol

Hahaha!!! I'm not sure about being a better person but I'd definitely be wayyyyy more relaxed! Lol

IDK if I speak in cursive but I've been told I get silly   I might as well be speaking in cursive. You can't tell what I'm saying because I can't talk & laugh at the same time anyway!!

IDK if I speak in cursive but I've been told I get silly I might as well be speaking in cursive. You can't tell what I'm saying because I can't talk & laugh at the same time anyway!!

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Yep! Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex! Ridiculous! Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

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