Wife says to husband, "You wanna change positions tonight?" He says, "Yeah!" She says, "Okay, you do the dishes and I will sit on the couch and fart.

As i see it, if someone says that they are offended about something you say, the want you to be submissive to their taboos or whatever that violated their sensitive and inflated ego! And look carefully if you actually sees and hear someone saying it to you, you will see their upper lip tremble on one of the sides, this from a deep emotion emerging from being derogated by you!

As i see it, if someone says that they are offended about something you say, the want you to be submissive to their taboos or whatever that violated their sensitive and inflated ego! And look carefully if you actually sees and hear someone saying it to you, you will see their upper lip tremble on one of the sides, this from a deep emotion emerging from being derogated by you!

I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

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