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I about pinned this under Things that Make Emily Laugh - but when people do this it just pisses me off (ask me how I really feel - I will TELL you!)

I about pinned this under Things that Make Emily Laugh - but when people do this it just pisses me off (ask me how I really feel - I will TELL you!

Some e Cards are the best!

So hilariously true! It is sad that grown people still lack an understanding of basic grammar rules and get mad at anyone that tries to help with correction.

I'm sorry I can tell the difference between genuine concern and you being a nosey bitch

I'm sorry I can tell the difference between genuine concern and you being a nosey bitch. Love this, it's perfect for so many people,who act like they care.

It's funny 'cause it's true, and their grandparents too!

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

So true... (p.s. it makes everyone else think there are some serious trust issues in your relationship)

Steven and I sit on the same side of a booth sometimes because we really don't give a shit about what other people think, but we will NEVER share a page of any kind!

um, I just realized it's Friday night!

um, I just realized it's Friday night, I do it on Saturday night too.

So true except change FB to Twitter... Sorry I'm not sorry for indirectly calling people out in my tweets

lol if only people would do this instead of assuming!

PMS

Funny Sympathy Ecard: No, cramps dont hurt. Its just my body laying a fucking egg and if it doesnt get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No biggie.

ecard

My parents accused me of lying today, I looked at them and said "tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Santa Claus" and walked away like a boss.

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