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Funny Ecard: Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper “you can see me?”.

for all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage....

I'm not really a bitch all the time. You just don't like when I call you out on your bullshit. All the time. #Quotes

I wish people would stop talking about going "back to school". It is causing me to have nightmares, and sink into a depression. | Seasonal Ecard