Oh that comment at the bottom cracked me up! I'm a lefty and if being left handed is my super-power then writing in pencil is my kryptonite, because dangit I can't do it without smearing everything and semi-permanently painting the side of my hand silver. *grumble*
True that . . . . I used to work with a night shift manager decades ago who thought he was 'God's gift to Womanhood' so, of course, I HAD to be interested in him, right? Oh how wrong he was....so I learned I had to have comebacks for those jerks who were like him.