...oh so very true
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THIS IS MY LIFE,,,, I always say I don't get paid enough to do my job
One of my favorite words used in an e-card...my life is complete! ;)
Oh. My. Goodness. Most amazing quote of my life.
Ain't that the truth...can't stand stupid people!
This is my life at my job every friggin' day...
Not a vegetarian but this quote is truth
Some E cards hahaha OMG my life 😂😂😂
Haha so true, so true!
My Childhood, I Ll Demonstrate, E Card, Old School, Funny Stuff, My Children, Time Outs, Timeout
Free, Family Ecard: A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.
A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Haha...I never got that time out b.s. We knew better than to act up! i will spank my children
Reminds me of my childhood...no time out, not 10 warnings....instant pain on my behind!
Art Its a spanking followed by a time out in this house! Haha. sayings-funny-stuff
there were no timeouts at my house either...lol
Hahaha! My childhood, whats time out?
Some e Cards
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it's true...sad thing about this quote is if she is judging everyone else...chances are she is judging you as well...trust me.
im sure the 10 people i talk to the most have come to terms with this and feel quite special that they are in my life. :)
LoL! I don't know about the judgmental part so much as I'm just really careful who I let play with my feelings, but it totally made me laugh.
80S, 1990S, 90Skid, 3 Years, Simpler Time, Yesss
Where time wasn't important at all, where talk about age was a very bizarre thing, where the years seemed to be eternal, where the notion of time was irrelevant, where the only thing that mattered was the present, get fun, the games; the innocent ones, the jokes, the smiles, the dreams that were more like factual plans. -BerarDeath
For real... it wasn't much simpler for me...but still a simpler time....
For real, even though I was only in them for 3 years
For real haha #90skid
A simpler time, 1990s
90s kid Forever
Time, Boyfriend, Cute Shoes, My Life, Thought, Funny Stuff, Hair Looks, Totally Me, Haha So True
"I really wish I could see you today. Actually, I wish you could see me. I look super cute. Good hair day and cute shoes!"
Haha this is me right now!!! I just bought new shoes and my hair look great for once :D
How i feel when i look cute for work and my boyfriend is offshore :p
This reminds me of a few cutie pies in my life!!
These are the times I wish I had a boyfriend!
I've thought this a time or two...
Haha so true with the boyfriend!
Good hair & cute shoes
LOLOL. I have seriously had to do this when I start thinking about wanting another.
Single Time, Baby Fever Ecard, Life Man, 18 Years, Baby Fever Quotes, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Ovaries Humor
Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. "18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me."- 500x a day. I guess you do forget childbirth. Wait no, I could never forget. I guess you disregard childbirth by month three.
Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator... "18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me."
So funny! I didn't negotiate well this time.
Funny stuff! 18 years is a loooong time
That baby smell will get you every time
18 years to LIFE man...stay with me!
That baby smell, though...
Why is this so funny???
Every single time!!
Giggle, Funny Shit, E Card, Funny Stuff, Alphabet Soup, So Funny, Better Argument
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
I really don't know why I found this so funny. Its kind of offensive. But I literally laughed out loud when I read it. ~Ryan
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I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com | is that awesome or is that awesome!!!
bowl of alphabet soup...can't stop laughing
minus the swear word...funny stuff!
That's some funny shit right there.
Made me giggle
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Funny Family Ecard: 'All those people that told me I would become a morning person when I had kids lied to me. Now I'm just grumpy in the morning AND I have kids to witness it.'
haha! Good thing my kids aren't morning people either!! Lucky me ; )
And just how is it that I have morning people for kids?
I wish my kids were morning people...
Still hate mornings...
!!!- soooo true!
i hate mornings
Haha! So true!
Hell Yeah, Like A Boss, Remember This, Funny Shit, Life Knocks, My Life, Funny Stuff, E Cards
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say "You hit like a bitch" | See More about mottos, remember this and take that.
your ecard when life knocks you down - Google Search
"When life knocks you down." Rotten E-cards
and walk away like a boss.
Night Shift Tips, I Pray, Good Ideas, Funny Stuff, Caught Sleeping, Helpful Tips, My Job, Helpful Work, High Schools
Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head up and say: In Jesus name I pray, Amen.
that could work for my job here at a bible college. haha
Helpful tip if you ever get caught sleeping at work...
In Jesus name I pray, Amen! For the night shift!
This would have been helpful in high school
Helpful work tip...OR school
Perfect for my job!
Giggle, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, Thought, So Funny, It S Funny, Funny Ecards, Can'T Stop Laughing
Thought it was only me. (I'm laughing soooo hard over this one!)
Lol!!!! Finally the truth is posted... Admit it, you do it too.
Hahahahaha this just made me giggle more than you know!!!
They watch me and make these pins about my life. I swear.
It's so funny because it's true!
TRUTH!!!! Story of my life....
I can't stop laughing Amanda!
That's funny stuff!!!!
Funny Ecards LMAO
I was on the phone with my husband the other day and I yelled at one of our animals and he says to me, "That's so cute." "What? What's cute?" "You, when you're angry. You're just adorable" If I could have reached through the phone and bopped him on the head, I would have!
Maryann Rush, Remember This, That S Funny, Truth, My Life, My Husband, Funny Stuff, So True, Totally Me
HAHAHAH...Mike tells me this on the rare occasion i do get angry......I will totally try to remember this line.....It will be hilarious!!!!
HAHAHAH.........I will totally try to remember this line.....It will be hilarious!!!!
I need to remember this line next time my husband picks on me and tells me that!
Story of my life with him 😳
Lmao! Totally me lol
again for danielle
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this is me and my bestfriend. everday. (:
The things my bestfriends say. haha
this is so me and my bestfriend.
haha pretty much. #bestfriends
Me and my bestfriend from Cali
Hah, me and my bestfriend.. ;D
me my -sister-/ bestfriend
Me and my bestfriend haha!
me and my bestfriend
The 90s baby!!
90'S Funny, Childhood Memories, 90S Childhood, Funny Stuff, 90S Quotes Funny, Good Times, 90 S Childhood, 23 Kids, 90 S Kids
90s childhood-oh the dreams of a 13 year old:)---actually I would be married to Brian from the Backstreet Boys in a shack (bc we always got shack), in California with 23 kids. Lol
Oh, '90s childhood memories.... except I always ended up with a neon green limo.
90s childhood hahah @Mary Powers-Elizabeth Sturtridge we always did this!
90s childhood sooo remember doing those allll the time!!!!
90s childhood - Actually NKOTB but yeah!!!
Your future with MASH ! 90s childhood
90s childhood memories!
hahah MASH. Good times.
I'll have to remember this one haha
Giggle, E Card, Quote, My Life, Thought, Funny Stuff, So True
My 'it's the weekend and I don't give a shit' attitude begins...NOW. #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Funny Flirting Ecard: 'Fifty Shades of Magic Mike' Now thats a great thought...!!!
Share this with all the young women you know! So true! fab-quotes-funnies
Keep it classy never trashy! (so true,girl quotes,sayings,quotes,classy)
I have a couple people in my life that have this special honor. Muahaha.
Hump day shenanigans!! Laughed SO hard!! Ahahahahhaa
probably my favorite e-card!
Makes me giggle
Alcohol Suit, Happy Friday, Alcohol Humor, Coffee You Re, Friday Afternoon, Teamwork Funny Quotes, Friday Nights, Tgif Funny Quotes, After Finals
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. Basically me after finals.
Alcohol, suit up. Don't we all have those days!?
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up
Alcohol, suit up...its Friday afternoon!
Alcohol, suit up 5pm, shift change!!!
This is how I feel on Friday nights.
Soon. Oh so soon - Happy Friday!
Happy Friday bitches!
Alcohol, suit up!!