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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch...

Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

I would be rich if I had a penny every time I wanted to say this! Or every single time I see your attorney!!

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very Hard.

Old-Fashioned Iced Oatmeal Cookies ~ These ‘homemade’ Iced Oatmeal Cookies are so much better than store-bought... They are soft with crispy edges, sweet, but not overly so, and the cinnamon and nutmeg really shine.

You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch.