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Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Scientific Community Baffled By Man Whose Waist 32 With Some Pants, 33 With Others

Scientific Community Baffled By Man Whose Waist 32 With Some Pants, 33 With Others

Scientific Community Baffled By Man Whose Waist 32 With Some Pants, 33 With Others - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Study Finds Only 5% Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country

Study Finds Only 5% Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country

Study Finds Only Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country

Grandma In Nursing Home Starts Adorable Little Sexual Relationship

Grandma In Nursing Home Starts Adorable Little Sexual Relationship

Elderly Parents Staying Active By Frequently Going To Friends’ Funerals

Man At Party Comes Crawling Back To Conversation He Thought He Could Do Better Than

Man At Party Comes Crawling Back To Conversation He Thought He Could Do Better Than

How To Politely End A Conversation At A Party - Neatorama

Study: Marriages Between Perfectly Matched Couples Should Still Only Last About 15 Years

Study: Marriages Between Perfectly Matched Couples Should Still Only Last About 15 Years

ORLANDO, FL—In a new study released Friday that challenges contemporary notions of marital satisfaction, researchers at the University of Central Florida found that unions even between perfectly matched couples should only last around 15 years.

ROCHESTER, MN—Hailing it as the best-tasting and most satisfying such product on the market, vegetarian food manufacturer Greenwood Farms unveiled a more realistic meat substitute Friday made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions.

Groundbreaking Study Finds Gratification Can Be Deliberately Postponed

ROCHESTER, MN—Hailing it as the best-tasting and most satisfying such product on the market, vegetarian food manufacturer Greenwood Farms unveiled a more realistic meat substitute Friday made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions.

Man’s Food Poisoning Could Realistically Be Traced Back To Any Meal From Past Week

Man’s Food Poisoning Could Realistically Be Traced Back To Any Meal From Past Week

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Deep Down, Area Man Knows He’s Not Done Vomiting | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Deep Down, Area Man Knows He’s Not Done Vomiting

Deep Down, Area Man Knows He’s Not Done Vomiting | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

WASHINGTON—Approaching slowly with their arms spread open wide, thousands of huggers across the country announced their intention for you to get on over here Wednesday.

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

WASHINGTON—Approaching slowly with their arms spread open wide, thousands of huggers across the country announced their intention for you to get on over here Wednesday.

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