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I don't get near enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath. (High functioning sociopath, do your research!

i hope a bird shits on your face today!!! and you can step in dog shit while your at it! hahahahaha

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Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

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Something tells me this will be any guy that I date and break up with from now on to his next girlfriend. Lol

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -


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