Truth

"It could be raining men and I'd still be single." | why is this so true haha

True

That's where I'm at. I joined eharmony, the men out there are single for a reason=losers. lol At least I've got my cat, and my best friends...

yup

my 3% would be work cuz lord knows i've been out of school a LONG TIME!! It always looks the best when I try the least ??

Please,+please+don't+be+a+bitch+to+me.+Because+then+I'll+have+to+be+a+bitch+back+and+I+can+do+it+better+than+you.

"This is awkward. Not you’re awkward, but just 'cause we’re--I’m awkward. You’re gorgeous. Wait, what?"

All the time. My hearing is awful.

<3 Yes it will all happen on God's timing! He knows when it should happen more than anyone else!!

Every time!

GirlsGuideTo | 10 Empowering Quotes About Being Single | GirlsGuideTo

Everyone is either getting married or having babies. I'm just over here trying to get rich, travel the world and get some abs. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

This is for my boss this morning. Apparently she doesn't get how close she comes to getting a stapler to the side of the head. Keep on bitch.

funny, but that's not me!

I don't always listen to music on shuffle but when I do, I don't want that one or that one, or that one.

I know, I know...I stood up for myself. Go ahead & pretend to be the victim now, you do it so well.

Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.

My "treat yo self" is usually "ooooh carbs.... and cheese... and more carbs... and cheese" the struggle is real

Guilty! Bahaha lol