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If I want my wife to do something, I write her a note and always sign it 'Laters Baby', Shit gets done and I always get laid after. Win-Win situation.LOL!

'...wear a grey tie, casually mention you drive an Audi, answer your phone; 'Taylor, we are taking Charlie Tango.' *works everytime.

That awkard moment you realize Christian Grey is not real and you can't Google his image.

Here's to Fifty Shades of Grey. Finally a book about a man who prefers us brunettes who actually like to eat.

Fifty Shades of Grey

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Thanks for not thinking I'm a slut or going to hell for reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I knew you were my BFF for some reason. Emilee Feldpausch

Funny Confession Ecard: No, I'm afraid I can't make it tonight. I'll be tied up.......with Christian Grey!

Fifty Shades of Grey Somehow i got caught up in this smut...mild though it may be. Somewhere de Sade is frowning.

Opinionally---that's the prime problem frogman--you never admit to being WRONG. Try again to justify your weird, peculiar introverted nature in contrast to the normal populus. I can be introverted too---but at least I can admit to being wrong if I find out I'm wrong.

When my family sees me wearing something other than yoga pants they ask why I'm so dressed up. | Confession Ecard |