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"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 90 Pics

When your best friend is mad at you. You love me Funny Pictures Of The Day – 90 Pics

Really any night of the week, because I'm a nurse, with a totally random schedule.

It's not just Sunday night. It's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday nights.

Many organs are controlled primarily by either the sympathetic or the parasympathetic division. Sometimes the two divisions have opposite effects on the same organ. For example, the sympathetic division increases blood pressure, and the parasympathetic division decreases it. Learn more.

Many organs are controlled primarily by either the sympathetic or the parasympathetic division. Sometimes the two divisions have opposite effects on the same organ.

I don't have a hubby but this would totally be me

" When your husband is watching something dumb." Or playing video games.

oh so true :P

Only my moments are sometimes i feel like i'm 20 until i'm with 20 year olds and they make me feel much older. Until i'm with 30 year olds then i feel and it continues. Which i guess is fitting considering i'm

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes. I am the person with tourettes.

Motherhood... while searching through your purse for a penny you instead come up with a handful of crushed crackers, a half eaten lollipop and a crayon.

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their…

I don't always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent.

Story of my life! And since my phone spends like of the time on silent, I lose it pretty often!

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