Me: *Has a million favorite songs* Person: What's your favorite song? Me: *Forgets every song I have ever heard*
I still push on pull doors
"I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feeling into words than I am"
*Looks at instructions for frozen food* *Puts food in oven* *Throws box away* A few minutes later... *Digs box out of trash to recheck instructions*
Brushing your teeth 10 minutes before going to the dentist because you think it's going to make a difference
Don't forget wanting to train in Jiu Jitsu and Muay Thai. Oh and still work a full time job.
Every time. Dang you simple math! Things We Can All Relate To 10 - https://www.facebook.com/diplyofficial
"Raise your hand if you have a bad habit of laughing... ...at serious moments"
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it and everybody thinks you're lying