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I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Hi, I don't care. Thanks! Funny but true YourECards.

I know for a fact I've said this to you, Katie. But that you totally got it only made us better friends.