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To the contrary of common belief, they are two different categories that one may fall into. But, a person could very easily be both, if they live their life in the correct manner. Growing up in AR, one comes to find this out..the hard way.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

Every damn time I hear an Adele song, I think of the wasbund and then I think, "the lyrics are all wrong" LOL

Me vs. Adele.

Every damn time I hear an Adele song, I think of the wasbund and then I think, "the lyrics are all wrong" LOL

Don't ever screw with a kid who's mothers favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy!

Don't ever screw with a kid who's mothers favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy!

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

Im a lady, but when Im mad, Im an evil sadistic demon  spawned bitch from hell thatll make you wish  you were never born... And when Im happy, I bake muffins and shit

Im a lady, but when Im mad, Im an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell thatll make you wish you were never born... And when Im happy, I bake muffins and shit

Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone is all 'I want roses, chocolate, and romance' and I'm all, 'I want tattoos and wine'.

Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone is all 'I want roses, chocolate, and romance' and I'm all, 'I want tattoos and wine'.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Let me know when you are off your man-period.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Let me know when you are off your man-period.

I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.' hahahaha

I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.' hahahaha

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