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This is so funny. I am SO numbers and The rest. But number 11 has happened a few times.

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

What I want in a tub.

Bathtub that covers my knees and boobs at the same time. Tall girl and busty girl problem.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.


This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Honest Labels

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

Don't think I've gotten there yet

Youre not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

Look what you can get without a creature called WIFE!

Once Upon a Time...

Once upon a time . a prince asked a beautiful princess Will you marry me? The princess said no. & the princess lived happily ever after

This is so me

Yup that's me haha! Does someone have my car bugged? This is ME! Also, when they are driving slowly(on the Phone) I lay down on the horn! if i cant drive they cant talk!

@Donna Guesto Barnak - I have to admit I've done this with Peter! :D

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!


so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Cuddling is when you hold your pet hostage and think they enjoy it.

Happiness is. Cuddling your pet. You just realized. Cuddling is when you hold your pet hostage and think enjoy it. haha yeah I can see that.