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Ya thought I had this problem before... Ha ya pregnancy hips are a whole new world. I have bumped into 7 different peoples carts so far in grocery stores thinking I could squeeze by like I used to... "Sorry, new hips, still gettin used to em!" So awkward.



Poor Guy, His Heart Is Broken

the funny thing is that he has the same facial expression in all of them

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YUP and then it lasts for like another hour and your just like shut up i don't care if the stupid batteries low and when you say that it suddenly dies... Reposting this with a dying phone.

One time she told me I have no right to talk back to me so I just shut my mouth and only nonded yes or no

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