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dinner

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

Too Funny

Do not let this bottle serve you as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect. Funny Wine Ex Quote

My favorite word is "apparently." Makes anything sound sarcastic. He's intelligent, apparently.

Visions of the Future

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow.

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

Mother's Day

Motherhood, Inc. - Human Resources: One vacation day a year? We call it Mother's Day, but technically you still have to work :) ahahah

I really do..

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

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It's all fun & games till. your jeans don't fit anymore. The fun & games ended 2 days ago 😳!

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

Sometimes poeople want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's OK to kill those people // LOLmonde.com #quotes #funny #giggles

this is how i feel in the mornings. Don`t talk to me until I`m fully awake.

im lazy and i know it....

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

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