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This makes me laugh.

Um, did who ever create this card meet my husband. Why is it that he never remembers anything I say, but gets upset when he finds out I did what I told him him I was going to do? Bitch I told you

Your ridiculous photos and overly happy statuses aren't fooling anyone!  And you know who you are!

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life. Remind you of someone?

That not working out feeling usually speaks louder.

When this happens, I put on my workout clothes, tennis shoes and watch video on workout motivation and women fit body pictures - this helps me a lot!

I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories. And good beer!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

This is so true for me and prom this year!

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to.

Last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, "I love you." He asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "It's me. talking to the wine.

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