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Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of the crafting supplies and now you can't get rid of it. (I hate glitter.

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Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

funny and true!

What Age do You Tell Your Kids about Santa Claus

WHY I NEVER TOLD MY KIDS THESE LIES.Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

I don't think it can be explained any easier...

Thank you for making one that defines my life. Ppl always have this thing when their right. My boyfriend accepted that Im always right.clearly ppl are still mistaken bahahahhahahaha

true..

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

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