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What I show my sweet husband when he asks why I don't like hiking in the mountains :-)

Total non sequitur . Well, *duh*, what doesn't kill you - and bears kill you - makes you stronger. Ergo, not bears.

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

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If you see someone crying, ask if it is because of their haircut. That's why they're crying!

I imagine Axle lying in bed one of his first nights at Valery's place and thinking of all the things he did not eat. And then making a pledge to himself that he WILL eat more tomorrow!

live life with no regrets. My life motto.

There should be a #line at every #supermarket for those who have their #act together #LetsGetWordy

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

Ha - TRUE!

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

The fine art of being right.

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

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I used to wonder what I'd like to read other people's mind

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Funny pictures about The true meaning of synonym. Oh, and cool pics about The true meaning of synonym. Also, The true meaning of synonym.

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

Womp Womp

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

I'd be such an awesome mega rich person, I just know it! haha

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

i like raisin cookies......just not as much as chocolate chip

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

Awesome.  Thanks.  So now I'm going to try to go get some sleep.  By myself.  In my house.  Out in the country.  Maybe my protective cat will be protective.  Nah... I'm screwed.

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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Open-Minded to Ghosts. During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded.