I’d prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices…with unlimited internet access, cupcakes and coffee.  (Actually, I prefer doughnuts. Or bagels.)

I’d prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices…with unlimited internet access, cupcakes and coffee. (Actually, I prefer doughnuts. Or bagels.)

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy.

haha.....but only without all the sadomasochism stuff...and this makes me inner goddess do Kartwheels ;-)

haha.....but only without all the sadomasochism stuff...and this makes me inner goddess do Kartwheels ;-)

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

Try to be nice but ppl these days always mistake my kindness for weakness...guess i gotta go bk to being mean af now

Try to be nice but ppl these days always mistake my kindness for weakness...guess i gotta go bk to being mean af now

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