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Stop reading my mind!!

I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

Funny Reminders Ecard: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." Well, personally, I am not big on spewing OR enunciating profanities, but this was great for a bawdy laugh!

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

This is true! On my last two jobs, I worked one or both days of the weekend and it sucked hearing people talk about how glad they were it was Friday. Now it's me talking about Friday!

Oh man this has Fitz ER written all over it!!

That feel. Iwant to like people, but they' re just an fucking stupid. best advice ever That feel Iwant to like people but they' re just an fucking stupid 'lall best advice ever

Anger Management Mug

Anger Management Mug

– Don’t fret – Just reach for your Anger Management Mug, take a sip and be whisked away to the land of calm. This hilarious mug shows the tale tell signs of things gone

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.' Yes . but it doesn't always work. Especially the past couple days but it maybe a good day today.

call me old fashioned then XD

Oh my gosh, I love this so much that it makes me want to cry! I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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