Dejà poo. The overwhelming feeling that you've heard that shit before... | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

That's right...I'm not buying wtf you're selling...you're a lying twat waffle

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me again." Tell him, "That's the point, you idiot."

Actually no, My post wasn't about you but if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up & wear it.

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Heres a picture of what you mean to me now. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Even though you're a lying, hypocritical, manipulative, backstabbing & jealous person in real life, it must be fun to pretend that you're loyal, honest and morally superior here on Facebook.

I think we all know one (or twelve) of these kind, huh? It's actually kind of sad and pitiful.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: You deserve someone worse. Kinda wish i would've told a select few exes that!

ecard. ecards. By the power vested in me, i now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

You're dating my ex? That's cool. My mom always taught me to donate my old toys to the less fortunate.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm sorry, I didn't realize when you said you weren't like the rest of them, you meant you were worse.

Funny Breakup Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Skankasaurus.