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Literally all my best friendships started this way! Mallory, Lindy, Sam!, Lori. :)

This statement not only reinforces the stereotype of women as bad drivers, but uses a penis joke to imply that women are bad drivers because all their information about the world (e.g. the unit of measure known as "one inch") comes from men. In the world of this joke, women have no individual access to basic facts of physical existence separate from dudes and their junk-related insecurities.

Ladies...all this talk about Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Grey has distracted us from what is really important... ...Adam Levine.

MAGIC MIKE!!!!!!!!!!! I have no idea what just happened in that movie theater...but I'm definitely pregnant with Channing Tatum's baby.