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    I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.

    Seriously

    no one i know ever died from eating cake batter or cookie dough. you got to try it out before you bake it.

    I couldn't decide whether to put this under "info that needs to be shared" or "things that make me laugh", I decided to keep it light :)

    Two sides to every story

    truth

    yep

    Yup!

    I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. ♥

    So true

    True

    Lol

    That I am!

    Like a fucking lady! Totally me... I am the official send my nieces and nephews to college aunt with their profanity jars!!

    I do this

    @Sarah Eck

    I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.

    Lol yep that's me ;)

    So me.

    Try again.