I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.
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I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. This is totally me!
Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.
Mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and tolerance of Irishman....so true.
So true. Minus the tolerance because I don't drink. Lol. But I am an Italian housewife!
I soothe my temper by pinning funny stuff
true story about the Italian housewife
this makes me giggle
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Shorts: If it looks like your vagina is trying to eat them, THEY ARE TOO SMALL #GetItRight #FashionFart #Camel Toe
Sorry , so funny, had to pin... The truth hurts you know??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Truth.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Omg! That's some funny stuff!
no one i know ever died from eating cake batter or cookie dough. you got to try it out before you bake it.
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My thoughts exactly! Pound cake batter and brownie batter are my favorite things in this world!!!!
This is my life! I love batter. Especially cookie dough!!!! Mmmm
#sorrynotsorry #ecards #cookiedough #cookies #cakebatter #cake
@Brooke Deroche i'm giggling to myself in class right now
#BROWNIE BATTER #CAKE BATTER #COOKIE DOUGH #ILOVEIT
Salmonella my ass. I’m eating the batter.
love cookie dough- so true!
I couldn't decide whether to put this under "info that needs to be shared" or "things that make me laugh", I decided to keep it light :)
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I couldn't decide whether to put this under "my FABULOUS life" or "I'm still LAUGHING", I decided to keep it light :)
Please.... I can do it better than you. So true, but sad.
So true and while you're at it grow up!!!!
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Hahaha! So true ;)
This is so true!
I giggled :)
Two sides to every story
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Funny Breakup Ecard: There may be two sides to every story, but youre still a douche in both of them.
There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them. | Breakup Ecard
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Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
After 45 years of listening to other people's problems, I stopped giving advice! What a relief. Now I just say, "I'm sorry that happened to you."
first of all: YOU'RE not going to take, but anywho...Hahahaha.@Chanda Caldwell who does this describe??? ; )
I wish I could tell some people this but I don't like to offend. Although, my friend Brooke says sometimes the kindest thing you can tell someone is that they're full of shit.
I'd like this more without the poor spelling...but yes--these relationships drain you after a while!
If you don't want a solution, don't ask me. Go vent at something that can absorb your ineffectual feelings. Me, I am here to Get Shit Done.
@katherine felt.. luckily you still did.. and kept doing it over and over again :) Paid off.. only took 9 years ;) xoxo
Free, Confession Ecard: Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take.
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COMMON SENSE... is like deodorant, those that need it most, don't use it. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Ecard: COMMON SENSE... is like deodorant, those that need it most, don't use it.
...& some people's stinks...
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Funny .. Yet so true!..sorry for the language..but def fits my day today!
I love my job, but there are definitely a few of these days!!!
lmao... thankfully, i actually love my job ;)
My feeling exactly today...
Lmao story of my life
Ah funny funny
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. ♥
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I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
I LOVE MY MOM SHE IS THE BEST AND IM SO BLESSED TO HAVE HER AS MY MOM I LOVE YOU MOM MY BEST FRIEND
I love you Mom! My Mother. We have the same blood running through our veins. My Mother.
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Awesome on a Mother's Day card!
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Would make a beautiful Mother's Day card
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TRUE STORY...EXERCISE INDUCED FOOD /alcohol ALLERGIC REACTION..swear it really happened
@eliza Ringer true story, also allergic to the hills on campus
True story and I was itchy all over!!
*cough* *cough* I;m allergic
True story.... Of my life!!
#true story...#E Card
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Yes I do. Doesn't go over to well with kids...but at least I make myself laugh!
I have a black belt in sarcasm. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
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Truth. black belt.
All my life
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I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. Mmmhmmm. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult... But I am worth it ;-)
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Yes! Delightfully difficult! Totally me.
made me giggle, so I pinned it. :)
delightfully difficult, so true
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Ha. True story...
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That I am!
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Funny ecard. Again- @Heather Creswell Creswell Bozeman, hilarious!! And so true!!
for3ver-violat3d: I’ve never seen an ecard so accurate to my life.
I've never seen an ecard so accurate to my life.
My life in an e card.
Ahaaa.. Totally me
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Like a fucking lady! Totally me... I am the official send my nieces and nephews to college aunt with their profanity jars!!
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"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." Indeed!
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Like a fucking lady.
I do this
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Funny Confession Ecard: I don't feel like folding the laundry so I just restart the dryer.
Sadly, I still have days like this. Good thing my husband is on top of it!
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Perhaps I should try this with the dishwasher too! :)
definitely something I do - Your e card
My husband, and the dishwasher!
Haha!! So true sometimes
Totally guilty of this!
Ecard my life
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this is my bestfriend and i and my boyfriend and i hahaah
Bestfriend. @Tabetha Sandberg
hahahahahaha true bestfriends
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
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HAHA!!! I do this all the time. ***** I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up. --- this is what i do all day!
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.....| hahhahahaaaa totally me! ;)
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.--- every single day when patients tend to tell me their whole life story...
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up. Been on both sides of that coin!
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up. lmao! how often do we do this!
Yup. I do this. And people confuse it for me being a good listener. I mean, I am, but sometimes I just listen because it takes too much energy to tell you to shut up.
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up. And in my case probably add, "Whatever..."
To the guy who said I'm going to die from a brain cyst in 5 years because I drink tap water. True story.
Lol yep that's me ;)
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Relatable Post # 2502 omg...this is so true!
my biggest fear... so true though!
So true! Story of my life!
Totally true!! Lol!!
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This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
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#sotrue #overthinking #advice