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I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

PLAY BED _ FUNNY WEIRD

Let things get a little.twisted in the bedroom, with these Twister inspired sheets of course! Queen size fitted sheet made of cotton. Includes a Twister game spinner. Special non bleed ink. Please allow 2 weeks for shipping.

Aromatherapy Spray | 50 Quirky Gift Ideas To Make Your Mother's Day

Aromatherapy Spray

An aromatherapy spray/perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, frustrated or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist.

Damn right!

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" . Dirty Dancing I would probably carry that everywhere and quote that movie I love that movie

Love this

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

Yes. I knew there had to be a word to describe me in this situation. It's perfect.

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

@Juliann Oldbury Johns @Michele Oldbury @Michelle Mitchell

Pretty sure this is exactly how my sister feels about me. Too bad she's wrong- I am the one who has the best sister in the world!

My Life Story! :) According to R.M.

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness. *sigh* yes, I am awkward- but i'll keep flirting with you anyway;

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