Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. For more funny teacher quotes: http://www.uniqueteachingresources.com/Funny-Teacher-Quotes.html
If kids are saying my name over and over again, I just ignore them until they figure it out and raise their hand quietly. Then I make sure to go right over to them and say, "Thank you for raising your hand and waiting patiently. How can I help you?"