I have a friend who totally would ask this question! And I would totally give this response. Sarcasm is the only response to this level of airheadedness.
He Will Never Have A Girlfriend Just find Russell Brand and Ryan Seacrest...You will faint lol some of these people I don't know...some of them I am familiar with...some of these are a bit rude..esp Ellen and NPH. but the ones I really am like Wow over are Russell and Ryan.
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