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and batteries for Mommy so she stops taking out of my toys.

Oops! Caught in the act...

Checked email, and Ready to start my day. Oh look, it's lunch time.

Calling yourself a man but acting like an irresponsible coward, is like calling yourself a genius but drinking a jar of pennies for luck.

Free, Drinking Ecard: Beyonce made a song called single ladies then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

Oh my, so many "friends" I have that do this =) What a shame, they don't know what they are missing!

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent. I've stopped posting so much on fb because it sucks. Fb is lame.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Ha

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

I saw a little gi... | Whisper - Share, Express, Meet

OMG, i swear just the other day a young kid referred to the pound/number sign as a hashtag! wtfffff, really pretty sad.

LOL I am not sure this this a good thing, though haha

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than i am, BUT I OUT BOOB YOU on every level!

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

Coffee. Monday. Enough said!  ☕

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

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