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    So crass, but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't had a similar thought every now & then. Can't stop laughing.

    Bwahaha!!

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    LOL!!!

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    Stupid

    SO true..

    absolutely! Lollll love it

    haha

    Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.

    ha.

    true

    Ive always called my period shark week! haha this will get people to understand!

    HA!

    bahaha

    yep.

    If I ever win the lottery...

    That shit cracked me UP!!

    I'm starting to really worry!!

    The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.

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