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Amen!

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take.

but some people just don't take advice. If you call and want to confide.better take the advice they give you. If you call to confide, what do ya want in return?

When I say I won't tell anyone, my sister doesn't count. (so true!)

When I say I won't tell anyone, my sister doesn't count.ha or my cousins.or my friends at work.

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

THANK GOD, there is no proof.and most of the witnesses are getting too old to remember.or are they.or is there no proof!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.

Apparently I'm a bitch cause I call people out on their shit. Don't do shitty stuff and I won't call you out

Hahaha. Yup. That about sums it up.

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Funny Confession Ecard: I may seem like this nice, quiet type but I'm only silent because you would find my thoughts highly offensive.

I am the nice, quiet type, but certain times this is definitely a factor in my quietness.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

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