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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family.   Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

this is the only reason why i work at a chinese restaurant...to learn the language so i know what they're saying about me

this is the only reason why i work at a chinese restaurant...to learn the language so i know what they're saying about me

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So Relatable! To see more relatable posts, check out so-relatable.tumb... for teen quotes, funny posts, and relatable stuff you will LOVE.

We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from a killer and you can't talk at the moment.

We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from a killer and you can't talk at the moment.

Oh that sounded a bit harsh - Click image to find more hot Pinterest pins

Oh that sounded a bit harsh - Click image to find more hot Pinterest pins

I don't have awkward moments. I have an awkward like, occasionally interrupted by normalcy. Robert Pattinson

I don't have awkward moments. I have an awkward like, occasionally interrupted by normalcy. Robert Pattinson

Are you looking for the perfect gift for dads? Here are Seven Subscription Box Gift Ideas for Dad - from the fisherman to the business man!

Subscription Box Gift Ideas for Dad

Are you looking for the perfect gift for dads? Here are Seven Subscription Box Gift Ideas for Dad - from the fisherman to the business man!

Because it’s nacho business…

Because it’s nacho business…

I don't wanna taco 'bout it because it’s nacho business and it's salsa embarrassing.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.