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'I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.'

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lol. so true!! bahahaha I often refer to my house as the Toddler Frat house on the block because of the kids in and out all the time...

This is so true for me! I always tell people "Don't worry about me telling anyone bc I won't remember this conversation in 30 minutes!"