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For me it's vodka

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I drink wine because I dont like to keep things bottled up.

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. @abbey Twyman

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine. you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Funny Confession Ecard: On a scale of 1 to how serious are they when it says. 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Ha

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

LMAO

"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

Poor working mom, but remember, while you are at your full time job, someone else is raising your kid.

When we're old... to my favorite lady and friend. | Thank you Yame hahahaha

to my favorite lady and friend. (minus the husbands.

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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits...

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

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